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I’m a cleaner & here’s 5 things I wouldn’t have in my home – including a common bedroom buy that does the ‘devil’s work’

Published on April 07, 2025 at 06:28 AM

A PROFESSIONAL cleaner has revealed the five things she would never have in her home.

From matte black to a common buy that does the ‘devil’s work’, this self-employed and owner explained which choices you should avoid if you don’t want to spend hours .

A woman in a pink shirt talks to the camera.
A cleaner has revealed the five things she would never have in her home
Illustration of a modern Scandinavian kitchen and dining area.
From matte black kitchen cupboards to a popular bathroom tap, this content creator wasn't afraid to hold back with her candid thoughts
Black faucet and reed diffuser on a white bathroom sink with terrazzo tile backsplash.
She stressed that black bathroom taps, particularly waterfall taps, are also out

Posting on , the , who has her own company, JM Cleaning Services, revealed the “five things”; she would “never have”; in her as a professional cleaner.

So if you’ve got waterfall taps and slate tiles in your , prepare to be attacked.

First up, the explained that she would never have matte black kitchen cupboards, as she claimed that no amount of will get rid of fingerprints and marks.

She explained: “White ones are okay, light coloured ones are okay, but get yourself a dark matte kitchen, you are asking for hell – you are literally gonna be tearing your out every chance that you get.”;

Not only this, but black bathroom taps, particularly waterfall taps, are also out.

The cleaner described waterfall taps as horrendous and claimed that will build up, meaning they become a “b*****d to clean.”;

As a result of this, she snapped: “This is a two in one because the waterfall black bathroom tap – that is just hell, that is hell itself, created by Satan.”;

This cleaner also can’t stand mirrored furniture, as she expressed: “You dust it, you turn around, the has come back and brought 1,000 of its little mates with him – you dust it again and they've tripled in size.”;

When it comes to bathroom tiles, this cleaning pro claimed that while big tiles are “easy to clean”;, slate tiles can be a real nightmare.

She recognised that slate tiles can “look aesthetically pleasing”;, but urged homeowners to “not fall for the trap”;.

The then explained: “You gotta get in all those nooks and crannies, you can only use a set amount of products on there, you can't use anything abrasive, the limescale is horrendous.”;

Finally, this cleaning expert got candid on why she, and many other professional cleaners, can’t stand blinds.

Describing them as “the devil's work”;, she fumed: “Honestly, find me a cleaner that likes cleaning blinds, I'll happily send him or her my paycheck because I can guarantee you, any cleaner that walks into a house with blinds, that's it, they are walking back out, we are cursing under our breath.”;

Social media users react

The clip, which was posted under the username @jmcleaningservices_, has clearly left many open-mouthed, as at the time of writing, it had quickly amassed 82,100 views and 1,209 likes.

Social media users couldn’t agree more with this cleaner’s claims and many eagerly flocked to the comments to agree with her.

Thankfully I have none of those things and will ensure I never have those things. Thank you! TikTok user

One person said: “100% agree on the matte kitchen cupboards!”;

Another added: “I agree with you on all five points!”;

A third commented: “Thankfully I have none of those things and will ensure I never have those things. Thank you!”;

At the same time, others raced to the comments to share the items they can’t stand.

One user wrote: “Plain cream kitchen floor tiles – impossible to keep clean.”;

A second penned: “Dark grey gloss kitchen is the worst thing I ever done!”;

Whilst someone else chimed in: “I’m going home with you, totally 100% correct. Can I add dark plain !!!! Nightmare, may as well never unplug your !!!”;

Person cleaning blinds with a feather duster.
You won't catch blinds in this cleaner's home
Illustration of a minimalist bathroom with double sinks, a walk-in shower, and a toilet.
She's also need keen on slate tiles either
A woman in a pink shirt talks to the camera.
Social media users couldn't agree more with this woman's claims
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