Kim Kardashian may be a billionaire, but money can’t buy memorization skills, booboo. And so sadly poor Kim–who has been studying to be a lawyer for some time now–ended up failing the baby bar exam in California and now her dreams of being a real-life Elle Woods (sans the self-awareness, fashion sense, charisma, sparkling personality, etc…) have deflated like her ass when she doesn’t get a tune-up.
Kim may have claimed to have “aced” one of her prep tests in her legal pursuits, but she failed the baby bar exam. WOE IS KIM. First, she buys stolen art. Then she gets sued for being a cheap and shit boss. And now this. TMZ claims they heard that Kim failed the baby bar a while back but their sources never confirmed this. That’s probably because Kris Jenner was saving Kim’s failed legal dreams for the final season of Keeping Up One More Journey Through The Inferno With The Kardashians. In a preview for the show, Kim burps up about how the way she’s doing law school is actually the harder way, thankyouverymuch:
Kim made it official on a preview of Keeping Up with the Kardashians where she fessed up to flunking. TMZ heard she flunked the exam months ago, but our Kardashian sources would not confirm.
That said, she can always try again. It’s unclear if she took the exam a second time, because many months have passed.
Kim said, “If you are doing law school the way I’m doing it, it is a 4-year program instead of your typical 3-year program, and after year 1, you have to take the baby bar. This was actually harder, I hear, than the official bar.”
Kim scored 474 on the exam … a passing grade is 560.
Kim’s mentor in taking the exam, attorney Jessica Jackson, said, “That is extremely close on a test that most people are not taking in the middle of a pandemic.” A source tells us Kim had to take the test at home, while balancing her kids and other factors … making it more difficult than taking the test in a controlled environment.
Kim and her sisters, Kourtney and Khloé Kardashian also talk about when she can take the bar again. Kim tells them she can write in November or the next June. But she’s been really busy, so she isn’t sure:
Well, I guess Kim’s legal mentor and rumored boo, Van Jones, who thinks she’ll make an unbelievable lawyer, better practice walking into a baby bar testing facility with 300 pounds of silicone butt pads on his ass, a bone-breaking tight dress on his body, high heels on his feet, and a long black wig on his head. “Hello, Ms. Kardashian, I see that you’ve been tanning a lot again lately,” is what the test taker will say to “Kim.”
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