Meghan and Harry have finally got a nice dose of karma – I know exactly what I’d do now if I was William and Kate

IRONICALLY, in the very week that the Duchess of Sussex launches her “fruit spread”; online, her husband Prince Harry finds himself stuck feet first in a jam of his own.

According to a friend authorised to speak on his behalf to the, er, hateful media, Harry feels as though he’s “had one of his fingers cut off”;.

This is because Sentebale, the Africa-based charity he co-founded in 2006, is in chaos over claims from its chairwoman that she was subjected to “abuse of power, bullying, harassment, misogyny and misogynoir”;, which specifically refers to discrimination against black women.

In a TV interview at the weekend, Zimbabwe-born Dr Sophie Chandauka went even further, saying: “Really, what Prince Harry wanted to do was eject me from the organisation and this went on for months through bullying, harassment. I have documentation.”;

She added that Harry asked her to stand up publicly for Meghan after an awkward exchange at a polo match (she refused to do so) and that the problems around Brand Sussex has led to a drop in the charity’s donations.

Earlier, she said: “There are people in this world who behave as though they are above the law and mistreat people, and then play the victim card and use the very Press they disdain to challenge their conduct.”;

Ouch. Back to Harry’s friend Alex Rayner, who says his royal chum is “beyond heartbroken and flabbergasted”; by the claims and suggests that Dr Chandauka’s failure to support Meghan over the polo incident was because she “had her nose put out of joint because she was not the most important woman of colour on the stage”;.

Seriously? With Meghan’s “As Ever”; brand peddling images of the perfect Stepford Wife life to flog her various wares, this public slanging match with someone prepared to hold a mirror up to the couple’s carefully crafted image must feel like PR whack-a-mole.

But whatever the truth behind these allegations, it’s hard not to feel that there’s a large dose of karma involved.

“If you wait by the river long enough, the bodies of your enemies will float by,”; said Sun Tzu, the Chinese general credited with writing influential work The Art Of War.

One wonders if this quote has been printed out and stuck on royal household fridges around the country.

For lest we forget, Harry and Meghan blithely dished out allegations against the Royal Family during their infamous Oprah interview, including the insinuation that one of them made a racist comment about Archie’s skin colour.

“We are very much not a racist family,”; a clearly furious Prince William was forced to respond afterwards in a highly rare departure from the usual royal philosophy of “never complain, never explain”;.

So he and wife Catherine would have to be actual saints not to be feeling a small frisson of glee that the tables have now turned.

I’m picturing them with the newspapers spread out across a vast kitchen table in Anmer Hall, sipping tea literally and metaphorically with a dollop of schadenfreude on toast as they pore over every detail. Or maybe that’s just me.

Dr Chandauka’s accusations of racism have been categorically de- nied by the royal patrons (Harry and his old Ampleforth schoolmate Prince Seeiso) and the charity’s trustees, but this story doesn’t look like it’s going away any time soon.

Begging the question: Will Meghan’s next product launch be “a ginger jam”;?

IT’S ALL GO FOR CHAPS

WAYNE ROONEY made headlines this week for peeing against a wall after a night out in London.

Perhaps a few were outraged, but after conducting a straw poll of my mates, the blokes took the view that, as public loos are as rare as hen’s teeth, needs must.

And the women collectively sighed, “men have it so easy”;.

Meaning, of course, that when we’re caught short, we can’t just unzip and go.

Which reminds me of my recent stint in the I’m A Celebrity jungle with Wayne’s wife Coleen.

Our campmates Barry McGuigan and Danny Jones answered quiz questions to win us luxury items sent by our loved ones, and secured Coleen a comfy pillow with a photo of Wayne and the kids on it.

But sadly, they got my question wrong and I went giftless.

I later learned from my daughters that it was a “Shewee”; – a urination device that enables women to pee standing up and, in my case, remove the need for me to enter the pitch black, spider-infested dunny for my midnight tinkle.

Still, as the dunny is the only area that’s camera-free, perhaps it was a blessing.

Young makes me feel old and Grey

THINGS that make me feel old – part 456.

AC/DC’s “schoolboy”; Angus Young has just hit 70.

And Dirty Dancing actress Jennifer Grey has just turned 65.

I was going to quip that “no one puts granny in a corner”;, except that she’s not one.

But you get my drift.