The Kardashians Are Trying To Wipe The Internet Of An Unedited And Unfiltered Pic Of Khloe Kardashian 

Facial chameleon, Khloé Kardashian, has served us so many different looks over the months with help from fillers, filters, and dark magic powers that the Koven uses to make her look like anybody but herself. Well, now an extremely rare picture of Khloé has leaked to the public and it's rare because it shows Khloé in her natural state. SCANDALOUS! And because looking somewhat human and not alien-like is against Khloé Kardashian's brand, she's trying to rid the internet of the pic.

So this photo was never meant to be shared outside of the family, but I'm curious why it would be shared among the family either? Maybe they have secret group chats where the sisters shit-talk each other? I see it for them. Page Six has confirmed the image is “authentic,” and shows Khloé in what looks like the backyard of Kris Jenner's home in La Quinta, CA. It's been claimed that at least one person on Instagram has been contacted by the Kardashian team and threatened with legal action for posting the pic. It's also been claimed that the pic was originally shared by Khloé's grandmother, Mary Jo “MJ” Shannon. Welp, poor MJ is about to get buried in one of those sand pits for this misstep. Here it is in all its SANS FILTER & PHOTOSHOP glory, via Page Six and Reddit:

For komparison, here's a Khloé-approved bikini picture that Khloé posted over the weekend:

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Tracy Romulus, the chief marketing officer for KKW Brands, gave a statement to Page Six about the image. Shockingly she acknowledged it was really of Khloé rather than pretend it was some kind of deepfake. Tracy said that while Khloé looked totally fine, the image was unauthorized so they wanted it down:

“The color edited photo was taken of Khloé during a private family gathering and posted to social media without permission by mistake by an assistant… Khloé looks beautiful but it is within the right of the copyright owner to not want an image not intended to be published taken down.”;

Another source told Page Six the photo of Khloé was from this previous weekend and featured “some edits.” Only some? Well, Kris Jenner only accepts levels of Photoshop that can bypass FBI-quality facial recognition systems, so hop back to it! The Kardashian Koven will accept photoshop jobs that make people go: “Is that Khloé Kardashian or Slender Man in pumps?” But looking like a real human person? NEVER!

Pic: Instagram