With Kim Kardashian benched for the time being, it’s time for Kourtney Kardashian to step up and feed the beast. And Kris Jenner stays ravenous. Kourtney and her new flame Travis Barker have stepped up their performative passion game to the next level and frankly, I’m disgusted. Page Six reports that in honor of Koutynry’s 42nd birthday, Travis shared a “PDA-filled Instagram post” which included a “NSFW video of the reality star intimately sucking his thumb,” as if there’s any other way to suck a thumb. You never hear about sucking someone’s thumb formally and from a distance. To make matters worse, Kourtney posted some shit asking “rough sex: love it or leave it?” with a stock photo of a mons pubis that had a red “oui” embroidered on its barely-there panty. If you’re gonna be that undignified and scar your kids for life, might as well flash your own mons pubis, lady. It’s not like we haven’t seen it before!
First, this digital fellatio business. Before I share the post, I want to share this screenshot from Travis’ Instagram page so you can see what I see without having to sully your browser history. Kourtney and Travis may have no shame, but I respect yours.
Ah, yes, Khloe Kardashian, Bridgerton vibes indeed. Kourtney looks just like a virginal English rose who didn’t figure out how babies get made until months after her wedding. And Travis, well, watch out Regé-Jean Page, you may be hot, but have you ever had the skin sucked off your thumb by a 42-year-old virgin with three kids? Here’s the full post.
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As for Kourtney outsourcing her coochie to RacyStockPhotos.com, here’s what she recently posted to her Instagram stories.
According to TMZ:
KK posted a very racy pic — a photo of a stock image that captures the lower half of a woman, unbuttoned and fairly exposed near the groin area. A belly button and white panties are exposed, which have “Oui” embroidered right on the front … and in red, no less.
On top of that, there was a question she posed to her followers — “ROUGH SEX: LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT?” So yeah, it seems like she’s answering her own question a bit here. But also, she’s continuing this recent streak of not leaving much to the imagination.
We’re not clutching our pearls here — just noticing a trend carrying over from the weekend. You’ll recall, Kourtney’s BF, Travis Barker, posted a video of her sucking on his thumb … which looked like something else at first glance. Either way, it’s been PDA times 10 lately.
And Us Weekly had the inevitable job of trying to give Kourtney and Travis’ escapades a veneer of respectability.
“Their relationship has gotten more serious over the past two months,” a source told Us Weekly exclusively on Monday, April 19, just one day after the Blink-182 drummer, 45, wished the reality star, 42, a happy birthday with a set of PDA-filled Instagram photos. “Travis’ post on Instagram was just him wanting to let everyone in the world know how crazy he is about her. They love each other very much and their chemistry is off the charts.”
Honestly, I don’t know where they go from here. The family tradition of a sex tape seems outdated and quaint by today’s standards. But until Kim selects her next suitor, it’s all on Kourtney to ensure the world remembers that the Kardashian sisters are the most desirable women in the world, despite that unflattering picture of Khloe.
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